Limit my acces to any site on the internet and I’ll limit your oxygen supply.
I don’t think I even have a slightest chance with Justin, I mean look at the girls he has dated:
Caitlin:
Jasmine:
Selena:
Do you honestly believe he would go out with a troll like me?
#Imagine On the plane …
Harry in a towel getting out of the bathroom: I thought everyone’s asleep… oopps
You:
Harry: Hey I’m sorry …
You: I don’t mind that at all …
Harry:
(His towel accidentally drops )
You: I didn’t mean to look …
Harry : So do you like what you see ?
You: Yeah Yeah ..me like it . What do you think about…
Harry :
The End
Could you imagine if you actually got to date your celebrity crush?
Then he decides to surprise you and show up at your house for the first time. While he’s over, you try to play it cool and just chill out in the living room, but he wants to see your bedroom. So you reluctantly go upstairs, and he just stops at your bedroom door like
And you’re all
And he’s like…. “Why are there posters of me all over your walls? Are you a big fan?”
So then you have to confess
IN THE FUTURE...
Kids: Mom, One Direction's having a concert.
Me: ...
Kids: Can we go?
Me: ...
Kids: Please?
Me: ...
Kids: We love you very much..
Me: ...
Kids: We do really great in school. Please let us go.
Me: ...
Kids: Please, mom, have mercy on us
Me: ...
Kids: MOMMY PLEASE DON'T YOU LOVE US WE'RE NOT EVEN ASKING FOR VIP TICKETS
Me: ...
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Ask your dad.
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Kids: DAD! CAN WE GO TO YOUR CONCERT?
